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The Old Virgin In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it.
Finally, a police car comes up.
I just want to forget that it ever happened!
Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they rafaely dubenstay a Coast Guard helicopter coming toward them.
A man called, said he needed his financial aid money immediately.
Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there.
I asked him what school term he was enrolled in, he said "none, I am not going to school, I am down at the library and need cab fare home".
Bad News A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news.
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This is probably why jokes people have heard before don't work, as recognition dulls the humor because the brain is already primed by experience.
Lettuce alone without dressing.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
Some Grandkid Humor A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past.
Menu News Lists Odd Stories.
A businessman is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table.
A photon is going through airport security.
I asked why he was calling me, he said that "They" had told him we gave out free money!!
It might be easier to get people to laugh about in an office workplace than to get people to laugh in a comedy club.
A little town in southern Illinois had a sensational birth rate, and scientists decided to visit the place and find out the cause.
The Italian Grandmother An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.